Some interesting put downs and other phrases great for flaming or responding. I have no idea who is the author(s) as I found them in an old pile of bits and pieces of paper. Will acknowledge authors if contacted. Have a laugh:
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
I can see your point but I think you're still full of sh*t.
And your cry-baby, whiny-butt opinion would be..?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
I plead contemporary insanity.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
A cubicle is just a padded cell with a door.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whoosing sound they make as they go flying by.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
How do I set the laser printer to 'stun'?
I'm really easy to get along with, once you people learn to worship me.
I'm just working here till a good fast food job opens up.
I'll try being nicer... if you'll try being smarter.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
I thought I wanted a career..Turns out I only wanted the paychecks.
Its a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.
Stress is when you wake up screaming, and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Chaos, panic and disorder... My work here is done.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
How about never? Is never good for you?
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
More later!
